Friday, January 27, 2012

EXCLUSIVE: "Leck Mich Im Arsch" Complete Lyrics

On this day in 1756, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was born in Salzburg, Austria. Pop culture is filled with tributes to the composer’s legacy, such as the film Amadeus, winner of eight Academy Awards, including Best Picture, and the hit song “Rock Me Amadeus” by Falco, which remains the only German-language single ever to reach Number 1 on the Billboard pop chart. But surpassing them all in sheer audacity is the unique collaboration between much-maligned rap duo Insane Clown Posse and their fellow Detroit export Jack White, titled "Leck Mich Im Arse" ("Lick Me in the Arse"). Released last summer on White’s Third Man Records, the track plays off of a canon the famously irreverent Mozart is thought to have written for a party.

Despite all the WTFs and LOLs the project elicited, the complete lyrics to this magnum opus don’t readily appear anywhere on the Web. So Ooh La La took on the supreme task of transcribing them for posterity. Perhaps less as an “exclusive” and more as a public service, I give you “Leck Mich Im Arsch” by ICP. Let's rap along, shall we? (Warning: NSFW.)

Mm. Yup.
Yeah that’s nice.
Yo Shaggy, whatchu know about Mozart?
Not much. Fact, I don’t know shit, J, I think he was deaf.
Def as in dope?
Naw man, deaf as in he can’t hear shit.
Naw man, that was Beefoven. See, what I know about Mozart is that, he was a freak.
Freak? Fuck you talkin bout?
Well, he had some underground shit people don’t know nuttin about.
Like what?
Like a song called “Lick Mich Arse.”
The fuck does that mean?
It means “Lick my ass, bitch.”
Drop that shit, Jack!

[Rap begins:]
Ahhh… Mozart, dope for the most part
Respected cuz he knows art
Likes music, and he shows heart
Loves chicks lickin his ass when it goes dark
He wrote this, don’t sugarcoat this:
“To get your ass licked off is the dopest”
Call it a fetish, call him a freak
Call him in need of a tongue on his butt cheek

Lick on the left side, lick on the right
Lick down the middle oh shit that’s tight
Lick mich arse all through the night

We heard somethin, Mozart had wrote it
Collabo style, had to bogart it
A little trick perfected by freaks
Step one: spread your butt cheeks
The most hos’ll cut loose to music
And since steps I gain I’m a use it
So we jumped on this Jack White track
Now we can’t keep these bitches’ tongues out our ass crack


Bumpin Mozart, sunflower spot
Tongue up my ass like ahhh
A classic ninja with a classical hitch
Struck dirt way south of the clit
Drop my pants, tongue advance
Don’t knock shit till you gave it a chance
Your tongue might get stuck in the middle of
Two pigs wrestling over a Milk Dud


Since this post exists as the apparent sole source for these lyrics, please let me know if you think any corrections are needed.

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